Alan Carr thinks he’ll find yourself dying a ‘pub quiz style death’
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lan Carr has revealed how he thinks he’ll die and what he would love for his funeral, together with getting pal Gok Wan to DJ at his 90s rave-themed wake.
The comic, 46, has clearly put plenty of thought into his demise as he mentioned the topic with Kathy Burke on the newest episode of her Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wake podcast.
Asked by Burke how he thinks he’ll go, the previous Chatty Man host replied: “I’ve always wanted respect and I never get respect. I’m gonna be one of those pub quiz deaths. You know, like Rod Hull, when he went to change the satellite dish, and got blown off off the roof.
“But I think that’s what’s gonna happen to me. I’d like die in my sleep, but I think I’m just gonna end up a pub quiz question,” he continued.
Adding: “It’s gonna be like, my kimono will get caught in a shredder. Do you know what I mean? I’ll trip over something, hit my head on a dildo or summit like that.”
Alan Carr was talking to Kathy Burke on her Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wake podcast
/ Getty ImagesHe has already determined that he would love a Viking-style funeral the place he’s “put on a raft and set on fire and then pushed out to sea in Northampton,” which will probably be soundtracked by Adele’s Set Fire To The Rain.
And whereas he anticipates his ship off to be a sombre affair, he desires the wake to be a full on 90s rave.
He defined: “I love a party. I want people to have, I said deep mourning for the funeral, then you whip off the veil and you got I want nineties rave.
Adding: “I want Insomnia, can’t get any sleep and all that.”
Drawn on guestlist, he mentioned: “I’d invite all of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I’d invite RuPaul, Michelle Visage, you know, get some drag queens down there. They bring the fun. Oh, Gok Wan, I’m friends with Gok. He can do the DJ in because he DJs now.”
Alan Carr would love pal Gok Wan to DJ a 90s rave-themed wake
/ Getty ImagesSurprised at Wan’s branching out, Burke was eager to know extra, asking: “Does he? What does, What does he not do?”
“I know he does everything,” Carr replied and promised ought to she outlive him that Burke can be welcome to attend.